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Tr(eat) Her Right

Now more than ever, you should take the time to learn how to do everything. Try new things out. Learn to be indispensable. Sure, women aren’t at the very top of many corporations, but they are taking...

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See You Next Tuesday

What’s the worst word you could ever call someone? Historical relevance/context and the individual’s overall level of uptightness also tend to be factors in the reactions of the stupid shit people say....

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How to Handle: Flexible Women

If there’s one quality that I look for from the woman of my dreams, it is flexibility. Flexible in all those hard positions to feel out as well as all the ones that sound difficult but aren’t. But...

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Playing Catch Up

Even hot women can’t drive. It’s been well documented that through the history of time women have been able to get away with pretty much everything. But while driving home this morning from a thrilling...

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I Know You Sweat Them: The 5 Hottest Women in Sports

For all the hoopla that surrounds Alex Morgan and Lindsey Vonn as sex symbols in women’s athletics, they aren’t quite the sexiest of the bunch. Being American helps most female athletes if only because...

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Whose Boobs?

Three-boobed hoax chick. Does anyone remember when there was actually a web site devoted to a 30-second quiz/comparison to determines Whose Boobs you were looking at? It was like the Freshmen Facebook...

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This is What a Woman Wants

Shania Twain – Any Man of Mine. Great song by a forgotten artist. However, dudes can’t be happy listening to the lyrics. We’ve gotta be spot on and they can be late and not wear make-up. Grrr.Filed...

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That Guy: Who Hovers

Truth is, he’s probably not a bad dude. He’s just socially awkward enough to be someone that you’re friendly with but not really friends. Nice bros do befriend him and then he becomes to guy that just...

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It’s Not Too Much To Ask

As guys, it’s to admit when you’re wrong, when things hurt, and if you can’t do something. Being the alpha personality in anything and everything is what makes us guys. For a lot of men, it’s the...

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10 Reasons Why You Aren’t Finding A Girl at the Bar

It’s not about getting lucky. Really. None of this has to be luck if you just make a few changes. And yes, I realize this isn’t every guy’s problem. But it does apply to a lot of dudes. If there’s one...

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Legendary Debate of the Week: Yoga Pants Versus Mini Skirts

On the outside this may seem like the easiest of debates, and rightfully so. But at the end of the day, what would you rather check out on every girl (ones with the figure to do so), yoga pants or mini...

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Bro-n Appetite: Bacon-Wrapped Chicken

Minus the breadcrumbs and an actual picture of my chicken, this is either a holder or a round-about idea of what it looks like. If you’re cool like me and have watched Ratatouille a healthy amount of...

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Bro-n Appetite: Buffalo Bacon Breadcrumb Burger

Notice the bacon breadcrumbs stuff inside the burger. Salivating? Do you like alliteration? No? Don’t know what that is? Tough shit. Unoriginal names aside, if you’re a fan of surprise on the inside...

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Who’s Hungry?!?

Am I the only one that thinks taking a class to give a blow job is the equivalent to teaching a class on how to make a sandwich? Seriously bros, it’s a lot like sex and pizza. There’s no way for it to...

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5 Best Spring Break Destinations for Bros

Miami Beach, Florida. There are so many reasons to go to the beaches of Miami. Beaches, hot women, and city night-life that most kids probably can’t afford. So avoiding the college scene is what you...

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Love the Curves: Hip Hop Culture and Feminism

This topic is about as one-sided as Making A Murderer. There’s always two sides to an argument and sometimes you are just going to have to agree to disagree. But what I am about to show you might have...

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That Guy: Who Befriends Your Girl

Everyone likes a girl that can hang with the guys without actually BEING one of the guys. And when our friends like our significant other it makes going out in groups of guys and girls (no matter how...

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That Guy: Who is Too Manly

Now some chicks might not mind a guy with tons of energy (roids) and aggression (roids again). But everyone has that friend that is just too fucking alpha for his own good. This guy isn’t the lead dog,...

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My Social Skills Are Dwindling

Seriously. It’s like I can’t talk to people in public anymore. I’m so used to communicating via text (rather than through a voice call) or applying for jobs online (rather than beating down someone’s...

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A Very Heavy Magician

Because Girls Night Out and Magic Mike XXL are synonymous, it’s only natural that Conan would come along and make them feel ridiculous.Filed under: RANDOM BUT RELATIVE Tagged: Comedy, Conan, Conan...

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